I HATE SPAM, SPAMMERS, AND ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE LETTERS: S, P, A, or M
I'm sick and tired of getting spam on my fricken blog. I know, I know, atleast I'm getting comments, right? WRONG!!!! I HATE YOU SPAMMERS! I HATE ALL THAT IS SPAM!!! Even if it's some cool new gadget (which it never is), I HATE IT ALL!!!
I must note however, I reserve the word HATE only for the horribly and painfully disfigured or disliked. So, my use of the word HATE toward spammers is indicitave of my horrible dislike for all that is, or even rhymes with, spam or anything spam kin to.
Here and now I swear to HATE spam for the rest of my existence and promise should I ever meet a spammer to flog their body with the spam from my rod of HATE.