As I mentioned in Worn Out: Excuse # 4351, I have for the last couple years felt pretty lethargic and wander around tired much of the time. I finally made it to the doctor last month and the results left no indication as to why I was felt so exhausted. Refusing to believe it was pure laziness, I continued to search for answers. On my trip to Mexico, my wife and I had the opportunity to sleep in a couple hotels, which had large firm king size beds. Each morning, I awoke with unbelievable energy and exuberance. I talked to my wife and convinced her it was necessary to purchase a new bed. You see, we've been married now for 7 years and have never had a "good bed". We began our marriage with her childhood full bed. After realizing it was absolutely too small, we moved on and purchased a brand new queen size mattress with box springs for $100.00. We slept in style and comfort for a few months. That is, until the bed became so terribly lousy that the springs poked us from every angle and direction while we slept. Economical Deficiency Syndrome prevented us from purchasing a better one. We only finally acquired a new one, by having one given to us by my wife's parents. It however, much better than the previous, was being replaced because it was old and sagging. A couple years later, my wife's great grandmother, needing regular supervised care, moved in with her children, leaving a much better bed available. Now after 3 years of uncomfortable sleep, we have purchased a "BRAND NEW" king size bed. It's a Simmon's Beauty Rest, and from the comfort of this bad boy, I'd say it's going to last us quite a long time. So without another word, I'm off to sleep in the paradise I've aptly named "Big Wonderful".