Jack Didn't Have This Magic Bean
Give me a fricken break will ya? I'm up late tonight watching television in my office at home. Channel 2 on our cable system plays previews of channels that are not in the basic package. So I'm here flipping between Channel 2's Tech TV and the discovery channel. I flip to Tech TV to find one of those midnight infomercials. This one is on a natural men's supercharging supplement. That's right "Supercharging", the pill that solves the problem not only with the length of your penis but also the stamina to which it needs. The infomercial is done with a panel and an audience of people who ask "All the right questions". "How long does it take to work? Will it be ready for my date tonight?" "If it's that good, is there a version for women?" "Will it shrink when the pill wears off?"
Come on. Why do these networks put this garbage on? These commercials are parasitic. They prey on the people gullible enough to fall for this trash and unload all of their hard earned monies on GARBAGE. Pure garage with it's money back guarantees to fool those not so gullible people who they might just snare.
Hogwash I tell you, just hogwash!
Comments
My hero Don Lapre is at it again as well! Now, besides the 900 numbers, classified ads, and internet money making machine, he's selling a new business. You too can sell "The Greatest Vitamin in the World." No need to take all those suppliments, now there is a single pill you can take everyday that does everything!
Posted by: Wonko | November 23, 2003 08:59 AM