Here is a small collection of things that a man SHOULD NOT do while trying to win the affection of a woman who drives a Lexus.

1. Give her flowers in a plastic cup from a convenient store whether it is convenient or not.

2. Ask for her hand in marriage with less than 2 karats.

3. Have a credit score of less than 793.

4. Have less than a bachelor's degree or equivalent*.

5. Use any brand other than Trojan for your condom needs. (It's the only brand SHE can truly trust)

6. Give her yogurt with fruit mixed in. (If it's mixed in, your butt better be diving in there and picking it out).

7. Fold her laundry without removing the Bounce Sheet. (As with the yogurt, if it's in there......you better be going in after it).

*An entrepreneur who owns his own company is an acceptable equivalent.

(The preceding blog has been added for this gal I work with who drives....... you guessed it....a Lexus. I'll add more to the list of things you SHOULDN'T DO in order to court a woman with a Lexus as those things become available.)