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July 29, 2003

A Biscuit By Any Other Name Isn't a Seabiscuit

What an incredible movie!!! Sunday, my boss had everyone from our department out to see the new movie Seabiscuit. If you have not heard of the movie, I suggest you check it out. It's an amazing story of an "...undersized, crooked-legged racehorse owned by a bicycle repairman-turned-automobile magnate, trained by a virtually mute mustang breaker, and ridden by a half-blind failed prizefighter."
Sounds like a creative story huh? Well it's more than that even; It's a true story which covers the lives of the owner, the trainer, the jockey and the horse. All of which, succeed past there wildest dream in the face of almost certain failure. If there was ever a motivational story or movie this is the one. I recently began reading the book which inspired the movie. From what I've read so far as well as a documentary on the subject from PBS, I am quite surprised how accurate they made the movie. It's simply a fascinating story and I highly recommend it for horse lovers and lint lovers alike.

I say Chris Cooper for another Oscar on this one.

July 24, 2003

So I'm Just Sitting Here

Things Single Men Shouldn't Do For A Girl That Drives A Lexus

Here is a small collection of things that a man SHOULD NOT do while trying to win the affection of a woman who drives a Lexus.

1. Give her flowers in a plastic cup from a convenient store whether it is convenient or not.

2. Ask for her hand in marriage with less than 2 karats.

3. Have a credit score of less than 793.

4. Have less than a bachelor's degree or equivalent*.

5. Use any brand other than Trojan for your condom needs. (It's the only brand SHE can truly trust)

6. Give her yogurt with fruit mixed in. (If it's mixed in, your butt better be diving in there and picking it out).

7. Fold her laundry without removing the Bounce Sheet. (As with the yogurt, if it's in there......you better be going in after it).

*An entrepreneur who owns his own company is an acceptable equivalent.

(The preceding blog has been added for this gal I work with who drives....... you guessed it....a Lexus. I'll add more to the list of things you SHOULDN'T DO in order to court a woman with a Lexus as those things become available.)

July 10, 2003

A Great Discussion: The De-Regulation of Homosexuality in Canada

I came across this great blog site while reading on SMooSH's. I read today's blog entry and decided to make a post. The entry was about what's going on with homosexuality in Canada. I was a little hesitant to make a post to the blog because I did not want to start world war 3. Though it has been quite a great discussion on so far.

Props to Blue Goo Ate My Mom which is the blog I mentioned above for having a great looking site.

July 08, 2003

Is Your Jar Empty or Full?

This was a story that the president of the company I work for sent out to all of the employees. It's kind of an interesting analogy which I thought everyone could enjoy. Even if it's just for the last line.

A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous - - YES!

The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and proceeded to pour the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - -your family, your partner, your health, your children, your friends, your favorite passions - - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your
life would still be full."

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.

The sand is everything else - - the small stuff." "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. Play another 18. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and wash the dishes."

"Take care of the golf balls first - - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine!!!

July 07, 2003

I Guess I don't Need Your Password

If you're a Mac OSX user and you have a password protected screensaver so your wife can't see all the things you're hiding in your closet then I suggest you keep her away from this.

Hack - Crack - Do The Web Attack

This is pretty cool. I've only had the chance to beat level one but I will go through the rest later. I think that's a pretty cool idea. What a way to drive traffic to your site. Let' em hack.

July 04, 2003

I Can't Player Hate, Because I Procrastinate

It happens almost daily. I come up with some new revolutionary idea every 10 minutes and then set my mind to do it. The problem being, that if I don't get it done in 10 minutes then it gets replaced by the next great idea. Then bam! The idea that I had 30 minutes ago is being done by somebody else. Case and point is Channel101. It's an online television network that shows the original sketches of it's creators. It's funny because when it was my idea it was called Media Channel 1. I can't say they stole it because I don't know them nor did I ever put anything out there to be stolen.
Oh well I suppose. I have to give them props for their work. And since I'm sharing with you their site, I'll go ahead and share my favorite short. Enjoy. I got to get going because I just came up with another marvelous idea!

Computerman

You haven't seen Jack Black until you've seen Jack Black as Computerman.

July 03, 2003

Become Your Own ISP

This is incredible. A High Speed Internet ISP company who not only advocates sub-letting your service but provides the administrational resources to help. I think this is an encouraging step for a company to take in my opinion. It seems that they really do have the customer's interest in mind. They are allowing and promoting this service so that others in the neighborhood can afford the service. Right on!

Check out their site!

July 02, 2003

Here Goes The Neighborhood

Looks like someone else is moving into the bloghood. Good old AOL. Just another thing for AOL to mess up. Remeber ICQ?

(Here was a reference to AOL which gives a shout out to Anil Dash)

Get That Cookie Out of Your Mouth Young Man!

While shopping this weekend I came across something that I can't explain or understand. It was a Play-Doh Cookie making set. Hmmm. Very interesting. I don't have any children at the moment, though I'm sure if I did I surely would not being buying this Play-Doh set.
Last week I heard on the radio some useless fact about the average woman consuming 8lbs. of lipstick in their life times. How much Play-Doh do you think is eaten? The lipstick fact was not that they were eating it, but that over their life time enough of it rubs off in their system to be approx. 8lbs.
Get a clue!! Kids eat Play-Doh like candy (or better yet like cookies). So why would you make a toy (though non-toxic is not one of the major food groups) more appealing?
While I was looking for the statistics I came across another blog entry for the same thing. Just crazy.