While it does sound plausible that Microsoft WOULD in fact create a Portable Potty Surfer (PPS); it is simply not true and was a viscous hoax aimed to defame the Microsoft corporation's credibility.
The PPS is an elaborate device would allow the user to surf the net while riding the Rockable Plastic Railroad. The user would relieve himself while surfing the web on such cutting edge equipment as an adjustable plasma screen and wireless user input devices.

Upon first hearing the story I thought to myself that doesn't sound too outlandish for Microsoft. Why shouldn't they diversify their interests and solidify themselves in yet another market. What market more fitting and appropriate than that of the feces and urine collection industry? There are few industries as liquid as that of the Porta-Potty Industry and I myself, acting as Bill Gates himself would attack that venture before the proverbial poopy hits the fan.

Although much to the dismay of construction worker's and concert goers this story was fabricated in order to defame Microsoft's credibility. The person or persons involved in creating such an elaborate hoax knew that by creating so much excitement about this new product, that people around the world would eagerly await the arrival of such a wonderful device. The problem would come when Microsoft does not deliver and the billions of awaiting buyers would have there dreams flushed down the toilet and once again making Microsoft out to be some horrible company who doesn't care about the desires of it's users.

I for one I will continue to stand strong behind Microsoft and am happy to know that the "Evil Doer's" plan has been disrupted.